This blog was created with 1 purpose, to shred the stupid and utterly meaningless things that self proclaimed social media people say and post all over the internet. You won’t find ads, or color, or design, or shiny rss buttons, or digg buttons here. You’re find scathing commentary on why social media people are killing the internet and why they must stop being dbags. Here is why social media people need to immediately cease-fire (hey its a LIST, I know you ‘top 10′ crazed SEO freaks will absolutely understand lists!):
1 No one cares about your internet influence.
2 You provide 0 real value to anyone. (If people say you do, they’re just saying that so you’ll link to them)
3 You are the reason for the recession. (Companies spending money with no quantifiable results? Great dot com bust, anyone?)
4 You can’t measure or quantify your results, so you just make yours up! No accountability!
5 You corrupted my twitter and Facebook’s. (It’s weird, I know, but I go to those sites to get information about my friends, not stupid companies- that’s what the internet is for.)
So you must pay. If I have to be the person to bring you back down to your parents basement, then I suppose it’s my duty. It’s now my business to expose the social media experts as the greasy snake oil salesmen that they are- and friends, the business is BOOMING.
Humility